Drama. That's it. That's this week.

As long-time fan of The Bachelor (and previous recaper), I’ve taken it upon myself to recap Peter Weber’s season. So here it is: my Rose Recap of Season 24 Episode 3.

We are not even going to address the lingering champagne drama because 1. this drama will soon be overshadowed 2. it pales in comparison to Hannah and Caelynn's pageant drama and 3. we are not taking anything away from Victoria P. who has the one on one this episode.

Victoria and Peter go shopping for essential cowboy gear and go line dancing and all I can say is that the cowboy emoji has been my most used emoji for months and I’m more and more convinced that I should have gone on this season. Production spices up this date by having the d-list concert before dinner, instead of after.

country boy, i love you

For the night portion, they go to an airport hanger because, in case you forgot, Peter is a Pilot. Victoria cries about some of her past trauma, which is real trauma about when her dad died how that completely altered her family, including having to spend time in shelters because of her mom's addiction. It’s a little bit much for a first date but Pete is in love and they make out in an airplane after she gets the rose.

"I love surprises, I hope you do too!" The Group Date

• Kiarra

• Sarah

• Tammy

• Kelley

• Shiann

• Savannah

• Sydney

• Alayah

This date begins at the Bachelor Mansion when Bachelor Nation Queen, Demi Not Lavoto shows up with ChamPAIN and Killer, two female wrestlers, and wakes all the girls up with a one sided pillow fight.

Demi gives the girls on this date pajamas/"linger-y" to wear for when they participating in “Demi’s Extreme Pillow Fight Club” where the girls essentially pillow fight and Demi decides who she thinks put in the most effort. This was a good date only because of Chris Harrison.

Alahya wins, but at what cost? Pretty much all the girls and the audience are annoyed with by her at this point. She brings up the whole "I'm not like other pageant girls" thing so many times as if Hannah Brown wasn't also a pageant girl with some spunk (I love you Hannah Brown, you were better than this). Let me just say, not my Miss Texas.

A lot happens during the night portion but not much worth saying just that Alayah is annoying but Sydney takes it too personally, Kelley makes a critical error telling Peter to shave because if we're being honest I've never been more attracted to him, and my girl Tammy gets an on screen kiss.

The whole episode shifts to focus on Alayah, starting with this date. With only the exception of when Sydney gets the group date rose, but she really only got it for sharing her concerns about Alayha with Peter.

Chris Harrison comes to announce that the cocktail party has been canceled in lieu of a pool party and instead of being fun and laid back, the whole focus is Alayah.

Peter asks Victoria P for advice on what to do since he trust her to not just be petty and seeking drama and she lets Peter know that she and Alayah met because they were in the same pageant, and Alayah asked Victoria to lie to producers about knowing each other.

Peter confronts Alayah about this, and she says that it's true but she didn't mean for it to be deceptive. Peter leaves the pool party before anyone even jumps in the pool because he was tired of the drama (and if we're being honest, I am too). And next thing you know, it's time for the rose ceremony.

Victoria F., Victoria P., and Sydney already have roses.

The remaining roses go to:

• Kelsey

• Hannah Ann

• Natasha

• Lexi

• Madison

• Shiann

• Kelley

• Kiarra

• Tammy

• Savannah

• Deandra

• Mykenna

Mid Rose Ceremony, Peter leaves to talk to Chris Harrison, who comes and takes away one of the roses, we say our goodbyes to:

• Alayha

• Jasmine

• Sarah

• Alexa

Don't worry if you missed this week's Alayah drama, she'll be back next week even though she got sent home!

same energy