Chillin' in Chile

As long-time fan of The Bachelor (and previous recaper), I’ve taken it upon myself to recap Peter Weber’s season. So here it is: my Rose Recap of Season 24 Episode 6.

This week the girls and Peter are in Santiago, Chile but it’s mostly just an excuse for Peter to speak Spanish. And I'll be honest, I don't really like any of these girls and five hours of Bachelor is a lot for one week so this recap is really going to be lacking any empathy on my part.

Peter asks Hannah Ann if she has any plans for the day and gives her the the One on One.

She seems too young for Peter but also it’s not my business. She’s also allegedly the “goofiest girl" there. They walk around Santiago and it’s basically every date where they walk around, which I’ve always said is the date I’d want to be on but it doesn't make for dynamic tv.

Hannah Ann says that she's never been in love but during the night portion, she talks about how she was in a relationship for three and a half years and Peter leaves to be able to think and instead of respecting that, Hannah Ann goes to join him, starts crying, and says that she’s falling in love with Peter.

I'm no expert in chemistry but their vibe is way more like siblings instead of lovers. Hannah Ann gets the rose anyway.

"Luces, Camara, Accion!" The Group Date

• Sydney

• Natasha

• Kelsey

• Victoria P

• Madison

• Tammy

• Kelley

• Mykenna

The girls show up to a studio to tape a fake tellanovella, as if by having a drama themed date, the drama in the house will subside. Over all, the tellanovella was pretty cheesy, but that comes with the territory. The best part was Chris Harrison walking in with the fake mustache and there isn't much more to say than that.

Victoria P. has some conversation with Peter that I can't quite see the point of and I wish I that I didn't get bad vibes from her because I think that wearing your glasses on a date is such a power move. There's a lot more that I could say about but since Peter sends Victoria P. home, it doesn't seem necessary.

While the rest of the girls are starting some sort of shouting match, Peter and Madison talk outside. Since she's stayed out of the drama so we haven't seen anything from her since her One on One, but Pete reassures all of us and gives Madison the group date rose.

"Victoria F., I feel like we didn’t get a fair shot"

Victoria and Peter ride horses and crash some party and I sing old town road so every one has a good time.

Victoria F, who is now the only Victoria reminds us all that she's really insecure and needs constant reassurance, which is annoying but also exactly what it's like to know me. Peter expresses that he's concerned about their relationship and that he's more into the relationship that she is and instead of having an sort of conversation about this, Victoria runs away, like she's done every other time something hasn't gone her way. Peter falls for her trap and gives Victoria the rose.

JYFI: Reality Steve confirmed that Victoria has had multiple affairs with married men and I don't really have anything to add to that.

Mykenna and Tammy get a Two on One, but I guess the Bachelor really didn’t have the budget for this extra date because they really just meet up with Peter before the cocktail party.

The whole Two on One is just a continuation of the rest of the drama of the episode and let me tell you, I wish that Peter sent both of them home instead of just sending home Tammy.

The Rose Ceremony starts and Hannah Ann, Madison, and Victoria F. have roses.

The remaining roses go to

• Kelsey

• Natasha

• Kelley

We say our (joyful) goodbyes to:

• Mykenna

• Sydney

All I can say is that I hope that Natasha gets the One on One she deserves in Peru.

xoxo, Cyber Claire